[Accidental Post, text, strikes visible]

[unknownrival]

Dear Shirou,

I want to express my feelings more clearly than I can in person. It's not that I'm particularly inept at saying what I want to say: rather, when I see you, I am overcome by feelings of Rewrite this part. embarrassment. Embarrassment's a good word. Not I-want-to-jump-you-now. Embarrassment.

We've known each other for several years now and been best friends for almost as long. I've spent many a time with you in the student council room aimlessly chatting about nothing. And all the while, my face would be about as red as a streetlight, you absolute idiot why didn't you notice?! Rewrite this. I miss those times. Fine, that works.

What I mean to say is that my feelings for you lie somewhat deeper than friendship. I know that they are only returned as such, but I still needed to express what you couldn't figure out through three and a half years of hinting. Rewrite this.

I felt the truth had to be known. I hope this does not lower your esteem for me in any way.

Love,
Issei
...rewrite that, too.

Comments

[material_guy]

Why?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

So it doesn't feel like I'm hiding anything.

[material_guy]

Then just go with the "I-want-to-jump-you-now" thing, why don't you? Wouldn't wanna hide that part.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That's inappropriate!

[material_guy]

That's okay! You're best friends, right?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Yes... so?

[material_guy]

So there's no such thing as inappropriate, as long as yer bein' honest! Why don'tcha write out one of yer sexual fantasies for him, too, really drive it home!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...hold on, let me reread that, because you can't have said what I thought you said.

[material_guy]

Write out what you wanna do with him. Play by play. Yer a natural pervert so I bet you could do a hell of a porn script!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I can hardly think of such things!

[material_guy]

C'mon, I bet you think about those kindsa things all the time! That's why yer writin' a love letter, right? That's why yer all embarrassed, right?! C'mon, make him a little embarrassed, too! If it's a real good script, when I make this world's first video porn, I won't just put yer name down for "inspired by" but for the script, too! It'll be great! Y'know that glasses chick is open to bein' talked into this porn idea now, right? You're the kinda pervert who's so perverted he can help make perverted miracles come true!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You really have the wrong person for this, Greed...

[material_guy]

How about you write a dirty letter like that and I'll read it back to ya?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...I should not be considering that.

[material_guy]

GAHAHAHAHAHA! You were, you really were!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I was not!

[Suddenly, Audio!]

[material_guy]

You sure about that?

[Audio]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

R-r-relatively sure.

[Audio]

[material_guy]

Relatively, eh? No "Absolutely not!"?

[Audio]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

The idea has some bizarre, twisted merit.

[Audio]

[material_guy]

That's the spirit! If a love letter that's not hoping for any kinda reply can have merit, anything can!

[Audio]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I didn't say I'd do it.

[Audio]

[material_guy]

It's a good idea but you won't do it? Don't that make you a bad person?

[Audio]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

No it does not!

[Audio]

[material_guy]

No, no, 'm sure it does! [Issei is treated to snickering noises and then a deep voiced admonishment.] You're a bad, bad boy.