[Video, Grab Bag - Musical]

[unknownrival]

[Hey, it's Issei! He's dressed kind of funny, though. And talking to a black-haired woman in red of about his age.]

Why do you follow him? [It's hard to say which 'him' she's talking about, but maybe Issei will tell you if you ask.]

Oh, well, that is easy to explain. I... I...

Why?

Because, because...

Because why?

[After a pause, Issei starts singing.] I like him, I really like him.
Tear out my fingernails one by one, I like him!
I don't have a very good reason,
Since I've been with him,
Cuckoo-nuts have been in season...
But there's nothing I can do,
Chop me up for onion stew,
Still I'll yell to the sky
Though I can't tell you why,
That I like him!

[So basically, it goes like this video. Singing and silly clothes included.]

Comments

video;

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

[Have a smiling onee-san- though, have her eyes always been purple?] You have such a lovely singing voice, Issei-kun.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Well, I try. It has been a while, hasn't it?

video forever;

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

Yes, it has. How have you been?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Mostly the same as usual. Shirou gets himself into trouble, I get him out of it, repeat. And you?

[video]

[material_guy]

So yer a monk from one of those singing religions, huh?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...I'm a squire.

[material_guy]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You're giving me a strange look.

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

How kind of you. It is good to see you haven't changed. I'm all right; I've decided to try new things. I have not done much with my time, if you've noticed.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

As long as you're well, that's fine.

[material_guy]

A squire.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Is what I am.

[material_guy]

Doesn't got the same ring as calling you 'monk'.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't think I would enjoy that, anyway.

[material_guy]

Yeah, as a monk you don't really like to admit when you enjoy much of anything....

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't think I would make much of a monk.

[material_guy]

Yeah, not with the way you love to fuck. But you tried. And that's what counts.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I do not! Will you ever stop being a liar?!

[material_guy]

I've never lied to you even once!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You just did!

[material_guy]

I'm telling you, you used to be the world's horniest monk!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Your falsehoods are plainly seen through. They aren't even amusing.

[material_guy]

So, this him. You wouldn't fuck him like an animal 'till the cuckoos came home if you could?

Avoiding question, go!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

What- The woman I was talking to is the woman he's courting right now. What kind of question is that?

[material_guy]

The kinda question that still don't got an answer.