unknownrival: (Wide-eyed.  Would you really hurt me?)
Ryudo Issei ([personal profile] unknownrival) wrote2011-05-13 01:41 pm

[Video, Grab Bag - Musical]

[Hey, it's Issei! He's dressed kind of funny, though. And talking to a black-haired woman in red of about his age.]

Why do you follow him? [It's hard to say which 'him' she's talking about, but maybe Issei will tell you if you ask.]

Oh, well, that is easy to explain. I... I...

Why?

Because, because...

Because why?

[After a pause, Issei starts singing.] I like him, I really like him.
Tear out my fingernails one by one, I like him!
I don't have a very good reason,
Since I've been with him,
Cuckoo-nuts have been in season...
But there's nothing I can do,
Chop me up for onion stew,
Still I'll yell to the sky
Though I can't tell you why,
That I like him!


[So basically, it goes like this video. Singing and silly clothes included.]

material_guy: (Do you hear yourself?)

[personal profile] material_guy 2011-05-13 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm telling you, you used to be the world's horniest monk!

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-05-13 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Your falsehoods are plainly seen through. They aren't even amusing.
material_guy: (Are-re-re?)

[personal profile] material_guy 2011-05-13 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
So, this him. You wouldn't fuck him like an animal 'till the cuckoos came home if you could?

Avoiding question, go!

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-05-13 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
What- The woman I was talking to is the woman he's courting right now. What kind of question is that?
material_guy: (What?)

[personal profile] material_guy 2011-05-13 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
The kinda question that still don't got an answer.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-05-13 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
That would be completely ridiculous and improper, and knights do not do that. You are being as deluded as usual.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-05-13 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not a monk, and neither is he.
material_guy: (Hmm...)

[personal profile] material_guy 2011-05-13 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
So, you're a squire.
material_guy: (Ponder ponder ponder...)

[personal profile] material_guy 2011-05-13 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Not a knight yet.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-05-13 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Squires aren't knights, yes.
material_guy: (Right! That!)

[personal profile] material_guy 2011-05-13 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Knights don't do things like that. But for a squire, it's golden!

1/2

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-05-13 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
But the person I want to do them with is a knight.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-05-13 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, I didn't say that!
material_guy: (Oh. Kay.)

[personal profile] material_guy 2011-05-13 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
But then it's not knights doing that kinda thing, it's a knight and a squire. One knight doing it's just fine, right?

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-05-13 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Knights do not sleep with men.
material_guy: (Ponder ponder ponder...)

[personal profile] material_guy 2011-05-14 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
How old are you?
material_guy: (Shrug)

[personal profile] material_guy 2011-05-14 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
We can probably get away with callin' you a boy still.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
And even more than that, they do not sleep with boys.
material_guy: (Unimpressed)

[personal profile] material_guy 2011-05-14 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
How do you know? You ain't a knight.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Shirou has told me all about the knights' code. More than I ever really wanted to know.
material_guy: (Curiousity)

[personal profile] material_guy 2011-05-14 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
So, what would that make a knight who sleeps with guys, anyway?

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