I just want a bit part in your life

You know what confuses me the most? That some people can't tell when they've been virused.

It isn't hard to look on your past actions and think, "I would never have done this." You don't need an expository wardrobe change either. Or an opposite twin running around.

Speaking of which... it's very convenient not to have one, isn't it? I'm sure I would have been impaled by now in the worse way, had this been the third time Issei Ryudo picked up a doppelganger. But frankly, no one's going to do anything to the body the precious beloved Issei has, so I have free reign for as long as the virus lasts.

Now, dance like puppets for my amusement.

I hate you, Kinoko Nasu. I hate you for writing the story of my world and putting lines like this in.

I say this freely.

That Matou Shinji is absolutely someone I want to kill.

((Same trigger warnings as Shinji's post, although Issei is not going to be bragging about them, of course.))