unknownrival: (Surreptitious.  So...)
Ryudo Issei ([personal profile] unknownrival) wrote2011-05-25 04:16 pm

[Failed lock to Birkin. Pictures may be NSFW on grounds of F/SN worms. Video.]

[Look, it's Issei standing outside his temple, he's holding a pretty big box of... What are those?

Please don't say those are your new pets, Issei...]


Birkin, I found something for you. Well, more accurately I found something I don't want their current owner to have, I can't really destroy them without risking serious injury to myself, and I'm giving them to you.

These are worms.

((The comments may also be NSFW and possibly triggering? Heavens Feel is not a fun route, it's really not.))

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[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-05-26 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, by that time, they'll be married! So Issei's helped~]

They're called Crest Worms, I believe. If I tried to kill them, they would start attacking me, and they would eat my spine and part of my brain, which I am not eager to have happen. I thought Birkin would be better at containing them than I am.
notasinglelady: (Stop this)

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[personal profile] notasinglelady 2011-05-26 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[They probably will be ....but still.]

You can't throw them inside the oven or something? By the time they notice the temperature raising they won't be able to get out. Why do they look like...that?

And why Birkin?

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[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-05-26 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Matou says they're not as stupid as they look... And, well. He also says they tend to eat women's uteri and feed off of sexual pleasure in the brain, besides the spine thing, so I suppose it's an appropriate look...

He has years of experience working with very dangerous creatures - he can handle these.
notasinglelady: (Kurt does not want)

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[personal profile] notasinglelady 2011-05-26 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
They don't look stupid, they look freaky. They do WHAT!? ...[Ok the video turns off for a few minutes. Kurt has to throw up. Literally.]

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[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-05-26 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
...I'm sorry, but I wasn't going to lie about that.
notasinglelady: (What........)

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[personal profile] notasinglelady 2011-05-26 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Once he's back.] No,no, I didn't want a lie...but I didn't need so many details either. Are all the creatures in your world like this?

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[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-05-26 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You asked why they looked like - never mind. Only the magical ones are this bad, I think.
notasinglelady: (Bitch please - Stop talking already)

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[personal profile] notasinglelady 2011-05-27 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh right, only the magical ones...other monsters penises with no magical abilities are perfectly normal pets.

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[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-05-27 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I meant out of animals in general. All monster - what you said are magical.
notasinglelady: (Are you sure?)

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[personal profile] notasinglelady 2011-05-27 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
How nice. And why your friend had them int eh first palce? How did he catch them?

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[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-05-27 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
It's something his family has, according to him. His grandfather wasn't very kind.