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[unknownrival]

While he isn't the king of making attention-grabbing introductions, you absolutely should welcome Emiya Shirou into the community. As his best friend, it's my responsibility that he feel as comfortable as he can in a world-spanning sentient website of little relation to ducks.

...And. I'm just happy to see him again.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

He would rather spend the holidays with his girlfriend that he already sees all the time.

[onesnipe.livejournal.com]

Ah well, from his point of view, it's probably not very economical to spend all of his holidays traveling to and fro. I don't think it's something you should get jealous over.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I would hope so. At least you're self-aware.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...it's just her. She drives me insane.

[onesnipe.livejournal.com]

Is there something wrong with her?

[gandere]

grrthatcameoutwrongisaidiammature

[stripping.livejournal.com]

This would be easier if you could use the space bar.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

She lies and deceives in order to boost her reputation. Most of the school worshiped her by the time we graduated.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

But you'll describe it.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That's a bit sad. I remember when the group was tight-knit even here.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

But I won't define it?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

You'll traumatize him with depictions. Unacceptable.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Uhg!

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Can you strike a balance between 'completely subtle' and 'pornographic'?

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

...Wait who said anything about pornographic?

WHERE IS YOUR MIND ISSEI?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I remember your introduction.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Yeah but that was an accident and we're talking about alcohol right now. I'm not going to lock him in a room and force him to watch porn all da--

Actually that might not be a bad idea, I could just throw him at you afterward and see what happened.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Please don't. Don't don't don't don't.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Give me five good reasons why not.

[truthinfortune.livejournal.com]

Right. I got mixed up in that business with the Shadows, even before the prefectural police assigned me to the case in Inaba. I felt like I already knew everyone due to my experiences with the community. And yet I still couldn't prevent my own kidnapping, despite all of that. I was really stubborn about doing things on my own back then, huh?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

1. I will hate you forever.
2. His girlfriend will kill you.
3. He'll be traumatized.
4. It would be entirely too difficult to lock in someone who makes swords with his mind and can break most doors.
5. It won't come close to working.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

4 and 5 aren't good reasons, they're obstacles to overcome! Try again!

[gandere]

ifiknewhowtomakeaspacedontyouthinkiwouldbedoingthat
sometimesiwonderifyourestupidonpurpose
maybeitsyourwayofgettingtounderstandemiyakunbetter

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I'll keep my fingers crossed that you get stuck with your little boyfriend in a virus coming up.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

While I appreciate the sentiment - I really, really appreciate the sentiment - you know that his girlfriend would kill both of us, right? She doesn't understand viruses yet, so she'll perceive it only as cheating...