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[unknownrival]

While he isn't the king of making attention-grabbing introductions, you absolutely should welcome Emiya Shirou into the community. As his best friend, it's my responsibility that he feel as comfortable as he can in a world-spanning sentient website of little relation to ducks.

...And. I'm just happy to see him again.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

But I won't define it?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

You'll traumatize him with depictions. Unacceptable.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Uhg!

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Can you strike a balance between 'completely subtle' and 'pornographic'?

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

...Wait who said anything about pornographic?

WHERE IS YOUR MIND ISSEI?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I remember your introduction.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Yeah but that was an accident and we're talking about alcohol right now. I'm not going to lock him in a room and force him to watch porn all da--

Actually that might not be a bad idea, I could just throw him at you afterward and see what happened.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Please don't. Don't don't don't don't.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Give me five good reasons why not.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

1. I will hate you forever.
2. His girlfriend will kill you.
3. He'll be traumatized.
4. It would be entirely too difficult to lock in someone who makes swords with his mind and can break most doors.
5. It won't come close to working.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

4 and 5 aren't good reasons, they're obstacles to overcome! Try again!

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

They are fantastic reasons.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

No they're things to overcome, not obstacles.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm refusing.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

You suck and not in the good way.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

There's a good way?

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

...

Are you really gay?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Technically not in the sense of 'only men ever', no. Why?

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

..Okay, more general.

Are you actually male? Are you sure you're not a eunuch? Because I would understand not knowing about the whole good-sucking thing if you didn't have anything down there.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Why would you bring that up? Is that at all relevant to the conversation, or would I assume that was what you meant when you were clearly trying to insult me?! Why even mention...!

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Like I said, you suck sometimes, but apparently not in the good way.

And if you ever do I so hope the community decides to sneak up on you.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Kindly don't make assumptions about my history.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

You're the one who didn't get it until I practically spelled it out for you.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm not thinking about sex all the time. I'm a monk.