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[unknownrival]

While he isn't the king of making attention-grabbing introductions, you absolutely should welcome Emiya Shirou into the community. As his best friend, it's my responsibility that he feel as comfortable as he can in a world-spanning sentient website of little relation to ducks.

...And. I'm just happy to see him again.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

There's a good way?

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

...

Are you really gay?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Technically not in the sense of 'only men ever', no. Why?

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

..Okay, more general.

Are you actually male? Are you sure you're not a eunuch? Because I would understand not knowing about the whole good-sucking thing if you didn't have anything down there.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Why would you bring that up? Is that at all relevant to the conversation, or would I assume that was what you meant when you were clearly trying to insult me?! Why even mention...!

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Like I said, you suck sometimes, but apparently not in the good way.

And if you ever do I so hope the community decides to sneak up on you.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Kindly don't make assumptions about my history.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

You're the one who didn't get it until I practically spelled it out for you.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm not thinking about sex all the time. I'm a monk.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Being a monk doesn't excuse you from having hormones.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I have hormones. I had a steady boyfriend for a year.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Then you don't have an excuse!

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't have an excuse for not thinking about oral sex all the time. Is that what you're saying?

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

I didn't mean all the time but it shouldn't be that hard to catch onto innuendo. >_>

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Well it is.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Maybe you're just pretending.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I assure you that I am not lying about my experience.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

So have you actually done stuff with that boyfriend you mentioned?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

We had sex. A lot.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

...You were the uke, huh?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Actually, if you must know details - why am I telling you this? Probably to get you to stop hounding me - I wasn't.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

The more details you go into the less questions I have to pester you with! You really weren't? I mean, physically you've got the whole seme thing going on but your attitude kind of made me think otherwise...

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

He was younger than me and less experienced. It was natural to guide him through it.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

How much younger?