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[unknownrival]

While he isn't the king of making attention-grabbing introductions, you absolutely should welcome Emiya Shirou into the community. As his best friend, it's my responsibility that he feel as comfortable as he can in a world-spanning sentient website of little relation to ducks.

...And. I'm just happy to see him again.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

What if I learned to think before I answered. What if that was possible?

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Well if losers who give good head like me can nab a guy as handsome and charming as Stein, I'm sure you can manage to start thinking.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't think he's dating you because of your aptitude in bed. I hope not.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I quote directly: "I suppose even someone as handsome and charming as myself can fall for a loser who gives good head."

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

But you know I-I think he was joking. I'm pretty he was. I laughed.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

...If I were going to date you, that wouldn't be the only reason.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I know. But you disagree with my work. He and I have something in common there. Besides, he likes making fun of me and winding me up, so I'm pretty sure it was meant to be a joke.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Right. If it wasn't for your work, I probably would have asked you out three times over by now.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

And here I thought it was just because you were scared of all my significant others.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

There's also that issue, yes.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Well, they're all pretty. Scary honestly. I don't blame you. Depending on their mood they've scared me at times too. Especially my wife. And Vanessa. And I guess if "crazy" is a mood, then Stein counts too. I don't even know why I bothered differentiating.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Also worth noting is that I won't date someone spoken for.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Hey, you kissed me last Halloween, not the other way around, Mr. Single Guy.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

You told me to. That's an exception.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Didn't actually think you'd do it.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

That's no excuse.