[Voice] [Forward-dated to tomorrow morning]

[unknownrival]

[All that's in this voice clip is Issei screaming in pain for a few seconds.]

Comments

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

I hear if you start screaming randomly? You might want to get it checked out. Just saying, kid.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That is true, but that wasn't me screaming. So I can save myself the hospital visit.

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

Really? Okay. The only good hospital trip is when you go there to set it on fire or something, so. No harm done!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

They charge you significantly for arson these days. I'd rather not.

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

Goody-goody. But arson's boring, so, no harm done.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't think I want to know what you find more interesting than arson.

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

Going into the hospital with some puppies or something, leaving them in the hall and hiding. When they find the puppies, it's cute but...the kicker?

They're covered in fleas! Now that's funny.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Those poor dogs.

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

They were already infested with fleas when you find them, you joking? And anyway, you put them in a hospital so they'll get better but the kicker is that the hospital is infested with fleas, too!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

When you have to explain the joke, it isn't that funny.

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

You're just a dweeb who doesn't get evil. It's okay, though. A lot of people like dorks.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I wear that name with pride.

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

We cool, so it's okay, yeah?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It's okay.

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

So, yeah. You're not too bad. A bit of a stick in the mud but that can be worked on.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

After this long? I'm not sure.

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

Dude, you haven't met me before! Some bears, some honey, maybe a pit with poisonous spikes...you'll be a regular adventurer/henchman in no problem!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't want to be anything besides a stick in the mud now.

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

It'll be the greatest!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

No.

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[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

You....ah. Ha. Ha, ha... Oh this.

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[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

[For the moment, it shows a fairly average looking teenage girl. Attractive, blue-tinted..floating.]

Do you really think you can say "no" to me?


[Now imagine the scariest monster. Werewolf? Undead zombie? A mass of eldritch tentacles? Lizard? Bat? A mix of everything? That fairly harmless teenage girl now is that monster, including snarl. Oops.]

No one says no to the Vampire Queen!

[video]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Gaah!

[Issei falls backwards and scoots on his behind as far away from his computer as fast as he can.]

[video]

[thirstsforred.livejournal.com]

[There's a slow cackle as the monster transforms back into the teenager.]

Oh man, that never gets old!

[video]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Don't do that again!

[Not that he has learned his lesson.]