[RL - birthday party.]

[unknownrival]

[Anyone who's one of Issei's friends (that does not include you, Greed) received a handwritten invitation to Issei's temple on March 3rd. They were invited over to dinner and then to schmoozing afterwards.

Dinner was remarkably delicious for something prepared by monks, and the party is now in the 'random conversation in the largest room available' segment. There's also a cake on one of the tables.

Issei will be coming to chat up every guest, or they can talk amongst themselves.]

Comments

[croibhristeoir]

I think that is the right term now, yes. Diarmuid Ua Duibhne, at your service.

[jailbirds]

Right. Well, I'm here on behalf of a friend to say that if you do anything at all to hurt that loser, I'll personally hunt you down, rip your arms off, cram them up your ✖✖✖ and fuck you with them until you bleed out of every slimy hole in your body. Okay?

[she doesn't stop smiling for a second, and even her voice is... still gentle and lovely.]

1/2

[croibhristeoir]

. . .

[croibhristeoir]

...I am glad that Issei has people so dedicated to his protection. But you need not worry about that.

[jailbirds]

[she drops the act and becomes something more casual, and overtly threatening.]

It's not for his sake, and it's not that I care. You can say whatever you want, I don't really give a shit. I'm just sayin' that if something bad happens because of you, your head ain't gonna stay attached to your shoulders for very long, get it?

[croibhristeoir]

With all due respect, you do not frighten me in the slightest.

[jailbirds]

Don't get cute with me, shithead. I don't care what kind of magical pixie spirit you are, I can still take you apart without my hands.

[croibhristeoir]

I meant no offense at all. But I will not die without a fight.

[jailbirds]

Good! If you would, that'd make you a huge pussy and I'd have to make fun of Issei for getting a girlfriend instead. Since you don't seem like a complete asshole, I'll give you some advice, too. Once these come out? [she toys with one of her earrings.] Then you're fucked.

[croibhristeoir]

It is not wise to give away one's combat skills so easily.

Could I at least ask for your name?

[jailbirds]

Haha! Just because you know that doesn't mean anything. Trust me. I'm a trained gladiator.

Sure, sure. Minatsuki Takami.

[croibhristeoir]

I hope you do not think me lacking in combat skill, Minatsuki.

[jailbirds]

Ah? And so what if I do? Even if you're not, it'll just mean more fun for me.