[RL - birthday party.]

[unknownrival]

[Anyone who's one of Issei's friends (that does not include you, Greed) received a handwritten invitation to Issei's temple on March 3rd. They were invited over to dinner and then to schmoozing afterwards.

Dinner was remarkably delicious for something prepared by monks, and the party is now in the 'random conversation in the largest room available' segment. There's also a cake on one of the tables.

Issei will be coming to chat up every guest, or they can talk amongst themselves.]

Comments

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[jailbirds]

—if you call me cute again I'm going to punch you in the face you stupid little brat.

[thekidsare0kay]

Wow, you'll jutht have to elaborate, now--

[Woah. He laughs] Fuck, that wath even better than I ekthpected!

[jailbirds]

Wha— A-are you messing with me?! Do you want to die?!

[thekidsare0kay]

[He holds up his hands, still laughing] Okay, okay, calm down, Mina. Yeah, I'm methhing with you. If you don't want to be cute, I won't call you the motht adorable thing I've theen. Better?

[jailbirds]

[she makes a strangled noise and gives an aborted grab for his shirt - she ends up grabbing her hair instead.]

You little smartass! Why the fuck did I even like you?! I'm gonna rip off your stupid little horns and shove 'em up your waste chute or whatever the hell trolls have!

[thekidsare0kay]

[Woah, he yelps and she's got his hair, so he grabs her with his powers and tries to pull her off, but OUCH!]

Let go! Fuck! I'm thorry, jeeth, you're not cute, you're a fucking pthychopath!

[jailbirds]

[she squeaks when he uses his powers and lets go of his hair.]

Damn straight! And don't you forget it, asshole!

[thekidsare0kay]

[Okay, he stops using his powers when she lets go, and grins at her, smoothing his hair back down automatically. He really didn't want her to grab his horns!]

I like you. You're way lethh lame than motht of the humanth I've theen here.

[jailbirds]

[she gives him a suspicious look and shrugs.]

Humans are pretty lame in general. There's your first lesson. [after a beat, she reaches out for him again, but ruffles his hair briefly this time.] ... But you're less retarded than most of the trolls I've seen around, too.

[thekidsare0kay]

[Okay, hair ruffling is all right, though he ducks his head and blushes a bit, keeping his horns out of her grasp. He's a bit weirded out that she knows him and yet he just met her for the first time a few minutes ago, but he supposes it's not too bad]

Motht of the trollth are pretty retarded, yeah. But that'th okay.

[jailbirds]

Serket's the worst of the lot. Everyone else is nothing compared to how fuckin' annoying she is. [huff.] I can't believe that bitch is my star sign. Talk about unlucky.

[thekidsare0kay]

Yeah, Vrithka ith a bitch. I like your tathte.

[jailbirds]

I don't know how the hell you kids put up with her. You're, what... [she jabs him in the chest, where his sign is on his t-shirt.] Gemini or something? I guess that's what I'll say I am, then. Serket gets pissed off when I try to ditch her, but I ain't stayin' with her.

[thekidsare0kay]

Well, I thtay away from her, mothtly. I don't know why AA and the otherth give her the time of day, ekthept she'th apparently really good at thome nerdy game, tho they let her play with them. But I don't flarp, tho I don't care.

[He blinks at the jab, looking down at his shirt and then up at her again with a shy grin]

Tho what doeth that mean, egthactly?

[jailbirds]

Yeah, well, you're a smart kid, then. Keep staying away from her, 'cause I've seen the shit she'll pull later.

Ah, you haven't had that educational experience either... Okay. We found out that every one of you brats has a sign the same as the Western zodiac - those are just stars or some shit. But human birthdays all belong to a zodiac sign 'cause of whatever month and date they are. Serket posted about it once, when she realised; she's Scorpio, and her dates are... something to the end of November. Anyway, since my birthday's November 3rd, I'm a Scorpio too, and she's my "patron troll".

But fuck that, I'll just say I'm an honorary Gemini. Like I'd wanna be part of anything she rules over.

[thekidsare0kay]

Oh. [He searches her expression curiously, his cheeks flushing a bit yellow] Tho what do I have to do, ath your patron troll?

[jailbirds]

Eh? [what's with that yellow...] Nothing, really. That's just your thing. Everyone was pretty much just fighting over who had the better humans. If you want to find out who else is yours, someone should make another post like that sometime.

[thekidsare0kay]

Oh, okay. I thought it wath thome kind of rethponthibility. Like I have to take care of my little harem of devoted humanth. [He breaks into a toothy grin, the blush fading] If you want to pay me tribute, jutht let me know.

[jailbirds]

[she immediately shoves a hand in his face to push him away - gently, though.] Creep.

[thekidsare0kay]

[He laughs, ducking away from her hand] It wath your idea!