[Voice]

[unknownrival]

[Utterly dripping with loathing:]

Yes community, another romantic virus was exactly what I needed. Thank you.

Comments

[unknownrival]

They're just not.

[material_guy]

You're just assuming.

The guy's got some kinda thing for loyalty, but it's really not cheatin' if they ain't bugged by it. The most loyal thing to do'd be to trust him not to freak out at just bein' asked. 'n the most loyal thing he can do's believe you won't do it if you can help it if he says no. But you just makin' yerself hold back to make him happy when he might be happier with you doin' what you do with yer free love and all ain't kindness or loyalty or anything. It's just suffering.

[unknownrival]

...So what. I should just bring this up?

[material_guy]

I'm sayin' this virus gave you a good way to do it natural like. If you just pop it later when it's important and you got someone else you love, he'll figure you love someone else and if he don't like that, he'll sulk and shit even if you ain't doin' anything with 'em, just knowin' you feel that way.

I'm savin' you a headache and a heartache here, suggestin' it.

[unknownrival]

Fine.

1/2

[material_guy]

Why're you only like this to me, anyway? I'm tellin' you, this's for everyone's....

2/2

[material_guy]

Fine?

[unknownrival]

As in be quiet, I'll do it.

[material_guy]

Great! Glad you're warmin' up to me.

[unknownrival]

I'm not.