[Text. Alignment Virus.]

[unknownrival]

You know what confuses me the most? That some people can't tell when they've been virused.

It isn't hard to look on your past actions and think, "I would never have done this." You don't need an expository wardrobe change either. Or an opposite twin running around.

Speaking of which... it's very convenient not to have one, isn't it? I'm sure I would have been impaled by now in the worse way, had this been the third time Issei Ryudo picked up a doppelganger. But frankly, no one's going to do anything to the body the precious beloved Issei has, so I have free reign for as long as the virus lasts.

Now, dance like puppets for my amusement.

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[unknownrival]

...I'll keep that in mind.

[sandinmyboots]

Speaking of which, as the unofficial representative for villainy and cruelty and so on, can I get you anything? Fruit basket? Magic items? Or are you having fun on your own?

[unknownrival]

I'd like a fruit basket. Personal tastes don't usually change.

[sandinmyboots]

Give me a minute, I need to set up all the fruit.

[And, true to Kefka's word, after a few minutes a fruit basket arrives. Several of the fruits have no Earth equivalent.]

[unknownrival]

Thank you very much.

[sandinmyboots]

You're much smarter than some of the other evil versions out there! I'm pleasantly surprised!

[unknownrival]

I like to think that evil doesn't have to come with stupidity.