[Text. Alignment Virus.]

[unknownrival]

You know what confuses me the most? That some people can't tell when they've been virused.

It isn't hard to look on your past actions and think, "I would never have done this." You don't need an expository wardrobe change either. Or an opposite twin running around.

Speaking of which... it's very convenient not to have one, isn't it? I'm sure I would have been impaled by now in the worse way, had this been the third time Issei Ryudo picked up a doppelganger. But frankly, no one's going to do anything to the body the precious beloved Issei has, so I have free reign for as long as the virus lasts.

Now, dance like puppets for my amusement.

Comments

[action]

[croibhristeoir]

[That...was not a normal post at all. So of course he'd go looking for him.]

Issei?

[callmeimouto]

[...]

You're talking weird, glasses. [she doesn't trust anyone during this time, really.]

[aquaticrush]

Issei-san...?

[sandinmyboots]

Welcome to team evil! Ah, you're doing a good job already.

[chuanifrinn]

Not the cute kid I remember...so who are you and what have you done with him?

1/2

[stillneedawish]

I-Issei-san, what...

[video]

[material_guy]

But if you're just in his regular body... don't that mean you can't do a lot more than make people mad yer not him right now? It's not like you can even get him a stupid tattoo to keep on his body forever now... Even without impaling you, the kid's not tough to handle if it's just holdin' him down.

You wanna make a good show, you're gonna have to try a little song and dance yourself. Lucky for you, I'm pretty good with showmanship!

[jailbirds]

Ah, so since you're not some cheap copy, I can't kill you, huh?

Then I guess beating the shit out of you will have to do.

[embersandashes]

In my experience, viruses can impede one's ability to think critically in that way.