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[unknownrival]

You know what confuses me the most? That some people can't tell when they've been virused.

It isn't hard to look on your past actions and think, "I would never have done this." You don't need an expository wardrobe change either. Or an opposite twin running around.

Speaking of which... it's very convenient not to have one, isn't it? I'm sure I would have been impaled by now in the worse way, had this been the third time Issei Ryudo picked up a doppelganger. But frankly, no one's going to do anything to the body the precious beloved Issei has, so I have free reign for as long as the virus lasts.

Now, dance like puppets for my amusement.

Comments

[callmeimouto]

I...I could...

[SHE'S GOT NOTHING 8C]

Tch....Either you've been virused, or that stupid demonic brain of yours has fried.

[unknownrival]

Oh, it's definitely a virus. Not one I really mind.

[callmeimouto]

W..wait...

Come on glasses... if you know it's a virus then you can... well... not act like this, right?

[unknownrival]

See, I don't want to. And no one has yet given me a reason why I should.

[callmeimouto]

You're going to hurt someone's feelings at this rate... and you don't even care?

[unknownrival]

I could not possibly care any less.

[callmeimouto]

Oh wow- so what kind of virus is this? The asshole virus?

[unknownrival]

That or something worse - maybe an asshole would become a nice person, but certainly a good person is heading the opposite direction.

[callmeimouto]

...So it's an opposite thing huh?

Then whatever you're saying to me would be the opposite of what you really think?

[unknownrival]

On the contrary, I can tell you exactly what he really thinks but is too 'nice' to say, you annoying brat.

[callmeimouto]

Haahh? Is that even an insult? I don't think so- try again you perverted disgusting freak.

I prefer the other Issei a lot more.

[unknownrival]

The difference between our insults is that you haven't seen me be perverted or disgusting yet, while I know already too well how much of a brat you are.

[callmeimouto]

A...a brat...?! Kuuh.....! You're so annoying!

[unknownrival]

Thank you.

[callmeimouto]

That's not a compliment, idiot.

[unknownrival]

It is when I don't mind irritating you.