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[unknownrival]

I have the strangest friends.

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[unknownrival]

I'm not sure. I think I was doing laundry at the time.

[touchofgenius]

So you just finally noticed what a weirdo I am, is what I'm hearing.

[unknownrival]

Now William, what makes you think I was talking about you?

[touchofgenius]

Because I'm by far your weirdest and closest friend.

[unknownrival]

Maybe I've replaced you.

[touchofgenius]

With who? Wesker? I hear you've been sending him flowers.

[unknownrival]

It's true. I send everyone flowers. Did you know geraniums stand for stupidity?

[touchofgenius]

I do now. Which means I finally know what to get you for Valentine's Day.

[unknownrival]

Thank you.

William, I'm being passive-aggressive. I would rather shoot myself in the stomach than have any real positive relationship with him.

[touchofgenius]

Why not just stay away from him? It'll be so much easier for all of us if you just don't try and keep this up and keep talking to him like that.

[unknownrival]

It would be very sensible not to snark.

[touchofgenius]

I don't like hearing him talking about you.

[unknownrival]

What does he say?