[Forward-dated to tomorrow because I'm in surgery okay I'm *allowed*]

[unknownrival]

[Failed filter away from Diarmuid]
I'd like to speak to someone with medical experience as soon as possible, please. It's somewhat important in the 'oh god oh god oh god' sense of important.

[Failed filter to Diarmuid]
You need to come back right now. I can't tell you this over the internet.

[False pregnancy virus to start us off! Look, it's tomorrow in Australia and I have surgery to do.]

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[voice - locked]

[grey_grief]

The community knows you're a guy, right?

[voice - locked]

[unknownrival]

Apparently it doesn't care.

[voice - locked]

[grey_grief]

...This might be an indelicate question, but for the sake of science...

Is your boyfriend even alive enough to father a child, you being a guy notwithstanding?

[voice - locked]

[unknownrival]

That is a very good question.

[voice - locked]

[grey_grief]

One we'll have an answer for in a few months if the community decides this is a long term virus for you, I suppose.

I assume you've got a doctor's appointment and you're not completely relying on the questionable doctors on here?

[voice - locked]

[unknownrival]

I have a doctor's appointment, yes. I just wanted to ask someone who wouldn't be surprised over a man getting pregnant. If that turns out to be the case.

[voice - locked]

[grey_grief]

Mm. Okay, well, if it turns out to be that and not cancer -- because the pregnancy hormone is also produced by some tumors, you know that right? -- you'll need hormonal support.

I can probably cobble something together for you, but you'll have to find someone else to do the delivery. I don't do surgery.

Re: [voice - locked]

[unknownrival]

Thank you. It's very kind of you to help.

[voice - locked]

[grey_grief]

Yes, well... Kuroba and my cousin would be very upset if they heard and I didn't help. Not doing you a favor or anything, you understand.

[voice - locked]

[unknownrival]

Of course not. Still, I'm grateful to you.

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[grey_grief]

I'd hope so.

And I don't want to be Aunt Haibara or anything. Getting that out of the way now.

[voice - locked]

[unknownrival]

I think I can agree to that.

[voice - locked]

[grey_grief]

Have you told the proud fa... um... your boyfriend yet?

[voice - locked]

[unknownrival]

Yes, yes I have.

[voice - locked]

[grey_grief]

So how'd he take it?

[voice - locked]

[unknownrival]

As well as he could, I think.

[voice - locked]

[grey_grief]

I'm going to take that as him being happy then? Cause if he didn't, I'd have something to say about it.

On behalf of Kuroba and Cousin Saguru, of course.

[Cop to it Haibs, you don't hate Issei.]

[voice - locked]

[unknownrival]

He's sort of unable to speak anything but Gaelic at the moment - I can't actually understand it.

[voice - locked]

[grey_grief]

...Of course he is. Why would the community make any of this easy. Happy face or frowny face?

[voice - locked]

[unknownrival]

Mostly surprised face.