[Forward-dated to tomorrow because I'm in surgery okay I'm *allowed*]

[unknownrival]

[Failed filter away from Diarmuid]
I'd like to speak to someone with medical experience as soon as possible, please. It's somewhat important in the 'oh god oh god oh god' sense of important.

[Failed filter to Diarmuid]
You need to come back right now. I can't tell you this over the internet.

[False pregnancy virus to start us off! Look, it's tomorrow in Australia and I have surgery to do.]

Comments

[aquaticrush]

Issei? Issei, are you sick? Are you hurt?

[do you even have icons, honestly regene]

[wearsmanymasks]

State the nature of the medical emerge-- ohhhh, it's you. What did you do, let another ancient warrior bleed all over your tatami mats again?

[fightbymoonlight]

What's wrong, Issei? Is everything alright?

[Video]

[material_guy]

What the hell happened that Lance couldn't protect you from?

[action]

[croibhristeoir]

[And here is a Lancer with a confused expression that quickly turns to holy shit what the fuck man?????]

[voice]

[grey_grief]

What's wrong?

[...Does her voice sound more grown up to you?]

[chuanifrinn]

What's wrong? Are you hurt? I might have something available in my Runic arsenal...but mostly I can kick whoever's ass that needs it.

[sandinmyboots]

Hello, I'm the walking cure spell. What's up?