[Forward-dated to tomorrow because I'm in surgery okay I'm *allowed*]

[unknownrival]

[Failed filter away from Diarmuid]
I'd like to speak to someone with medical experience as soon as possible, please. It's somewhat important in the 'oh god oh god oh god' sense of important.

[Failed filter to Diarmuid]
You need to come back right now. I can't tell you this over the internet.

[False pregnancy virus to start us off! Look, it's tomorrow in Australia and I have surgery to do.]

Comments

[action]

[aquaticrush]

*Are too, and she will harem-army defend you against anyone who says otherwise, forever.*

[action]

[unknownrival]

[B|]

[action]

[aquaticrush]

*come on, don't you want someone who will defend your every move and will be satisfied forever just by you smiling at them every so often*

[action]

[unknownrival]

[not really]

[action]

[aquaticrush]

*sob*

Re: [action]

[unknownrival]

[:<]

[action]

[aquaticrush]

*:<

Retasu eats her orange and follows after Issei.* I don't want to make you do everything!

[action]

[unknownrival]

I'm the host. I should.

[action]

[aquaticrush]

No, I'm the one imposing.

[action]

[unknownrival]

Nonetheless I need to take care of you.

[action]

[aquaticrush]

I-Issei, really!

[action]

[unknownrival]

No discussion.

[action]

[aquaticrush]

But!

[action]

[unknownrival]

Retasu.

[action]

[aquaticrush]

Issei?

[action]

[unknownrival]

I am the host here.

[action]

[aquaticrush]

I want to be nice to you.

[action]

[unknownrival]

Letting me take care of you would be nice.

[action]

[aquaticrush]

Oh, I'm sorry! I just, I-- okay.

*"I don't deserve it" or "let me pay you back for not being appalled at my existence" will just make him upset, even if she's still thinking it.*

[action]

[unknownrival]

Honestly... Someday you're going to feel better about yourself.

[action]

[aquaticrush]

I'm sorry I don't like myself very much.

[action]

[unknownrival]

That's not something to apologize for.

[action]

[aquaticrush]

It's troubled you, too.

[action]

[unknownrival]

Not as much as it hurts you.

[action]

[aquaticrush]

Sometimes I like myself. It's better now, having friends and being able to talk.