[Forward-dated to tomorrow because I'm in surgery okay I'm *allowed*]

[unknownrival]

[Failed filter away from Diarmuid]
I'd like to speak to someone with medical experience as soon as possible, please. It's somewhat important in the 'oh god oh god oh god' sense of important.

[Failed filter to Diarmuid]
You need to come back right now. I can't tell you this over the internet.

[False pregnancy virus to start us off! Look, it's tomorrow in Australia and I have surgery to do.]

Comments

[chuanifrinn]

What's wrong? Are you hurt? I might have something available in my Runic arsenal...but mostly I can kick whoever's ass that needs it.

[unknownrival]

I don't need anyone's ass kicked and I'm not hurt.

[chuanifrinn]

So why do you need someone with medical experience?

[unknownrival]

I might be pregnant.

[chuanifrinn]

[See icon for details.]

[unknownrival]

It's awkward. I know.

[chuanifrinn]

How?

Wait.

No.

How?

[unknownrival]

Community.

[chuanifrinn]

Say no more.

[unknownrival]

I don't know if I'm ready to raise a child.

[chuanifrinn]

Well...maybe you won't have to...the community giveth and taketh away...it's a pain in the ass like that. We'll see.

[unknownrival]

If I do raise a baby.

Do you want to be godfather?

[chuanifrinn]

You'd want me to be?

[unknownrival]

Yes. I would.

[chuanifrinn]

How could I say no to that.

[unknownrival]

Thank you, so much.

[chuanifrinn]

You're welcome.

[unknownrival]

I haven't decided on the name for a girl... I like Oscar for a boy.

[chuanifrinn]

The only girl name that comes to mind for me is Emer.

[unknownrival]

I'll run it by the father.

[chuanifrinn]

Ahah...well it was just a thought...

[unknownrival]

It's a beautiful name, I think.

[chuanifrinn]

It was my wife's name so thank you.

[unknownrival]

I imagine she was just as beautiful.

[chuanifrinn]

Yeah...she was.