[Forward-dated to tomorrow because I'm in surgery okay I'm *allowed*]

[unknownrival]

[Failed filter away from Diarmuid]
I'd like to speak to someone with medical experience as soon as possible, please. It's somewhat important in the 'oh god oh god oh god' sense of important.

[Failed filter to Diarmuid]
You need to come back right now. I can't tell you this over the internet.

[False pregnancy virus to start us off! Look, it's tomorrow in Australia and I have surgery to do.]

Comments

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[unknownrival]

I know it might only be a virus, but I'm happy.

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[material_guy]

Listen, it's a virus. Just tell yourself it's a nightmare--and it is--and be a little miserable now so you can be happy when it's over. When it doesn't come out, you're gonna just get all depressed and shit, if you keep this up.

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[unknownrival]

There's nothing nightmarish about it. Other than the obvious physical problems, but still.