[Forward-dated to tomorrow because I'm in surgery okay I'm *allowed*]

[unknownrival]

[Failed filter away from Diarmuid]
I'd like to speak to someone with medical experience as soon as possible, please. It's somewhat important in the 'oh god oh god oh god' sense of important.

[Failed filter to Diarmuid]
You need to come back right now. I can't tell you this over the internet.

[False pregnancy virus to start us off! Look, it's tomorrow in Australia and I have surgery to do.]

Comments

[sandinmyboots]

But I wish they'd speed up a bit. It's getting boring waiting for them to show up.

[unknownrival]

Sadly I don't think they work according to your schedule.

[sandinmyboots]

Nope. I don't want to rush them, either. It's not like I get free redos.

[unknownrival]

Have to have the perfect final battle?