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This is ridiculous.

I hope no one asks why a Buddhist monk is buying a cross... I don't think anyone's stupid enough to give them a worldhop, but better safe than sorry.

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Gah, Tohsaka.

That's because there aren't a pair of lunatics out there somewhere who want to kill you.

Do you honestly believe that anyone as incompetent as they obviously are would be a threat to you?

Of course I do. I doubt they could hurt any of the other people on the list... except the little girl... but against another teenager?

Look, all I'm saying is that they're the ones with the weapons. It's natural to be cautious.

And they're on another world. They'd have to figure out where you are first and then find someone who actually believes them to worldhop them here.

In case you didn't notice, no one else thinks you're a vampire.

...That's true, but I would still rather be prepared.

So buy a dog. Or hang some garlic in the doorway to prove you're not a vampire.

No pets allowed in the temple and one of the monks is allergic.

Then you'd better start wearing that cross.

You don't need to tell me twice.

You should probably get a silver one just in case. You know, to prove you're not a werewolf too.

Probably.

Knowing them, they'll accuse you of that next. Or if they don't, that other girl will.

No, I think that girl got that impression from the animal virus. I wasn't affected by it.

~~Too bad.~~

Oh, really?

Believe me, if a wild animal appeared in the temple one day, you would hear about it.

I'm sure I would.

No, as of today I am virus-free, and I intend to remain so.

((He's gonna get turned into a girl. It'll be awesome.))

We'll see how long that lasts.

((dsjklfsda OH GOD THAT IS GOING TO BE AMAZING. Rin will laugh and laugh.))

What about you? Has this community had its way with you yet? ~~Serves you right.~~

((Issei will flail. Boobs = do not want.))

No, I've been lucky so far. It's gotten Archer once, though.

((That is going to be so epic.))

Really? What happened to him?

((Eventually, he may swallow his pride enough to ask Rin for one of her shirts.))

It... altered his personality a bit. Nothing too horrible, though. ~~It made him act like Shiro...~~

((She'll laugh at him for a while first before she agrees.))

How so?

((Well, of course. Even he knows that he's going to be laughed at.))

Oh, nothing major... he was just a bit more open, that's all.

Really? I'm sorry I missed that. He does have a tendency to not answer questions, doesn't he?