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[unknownrival]

Who. Spiked. My. Drink. Come here so that I can punch you.

[Locked to Tyki]
I'm very sorry, my behavior was inappropriate. The things I said should not have been said in polite company, even though you are a very attractive man and I meant that, I still shouldn't have said it. I hope this does not impact our friendship and perhaps it would be best if we forgot this ever happened?

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[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Well, if you ask nicely there might be a way I can help you with that sort of thing in the future.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Really? Please, Birkin. I would be very much in your debt if you would inform me as to what you could do to help.

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[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

We've created a little something that we think can keep world-hoppers out. It's by no means perfect, and we haven't tested it yet, but if you're willing to donate your world to a little trial run, maybe I can convince them to drag it over and test it out with you next time you have someone stalking you.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I think I would like that. I'd have to be able to turn it off to allow my friends to visit, of course, but it sounds useful for our own protection.

What do you want in exchange? I don't have much money...

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[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Of course. It probably won't work all the time anyway.

Don't worry about it. This one's on me.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

That's... strange. Why would you do something like that for me for no compensation?

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[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

I'm not that much of a bastard Issei. We're friends, aren't we? Plus, I figure I owe you one by accidentally getting you molested by that guy.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Yes, we are friends, but... You paid your dues by saving me from him, I really do not expect more from you.

Please allow me to do something for you in return. Would you like me to cook you dinner?

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[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Just like how I don't expect you to pay me back.

Well... I guess I haven't had a home cooked meal in a while... Yeah, that would be okay. If you won't mind or anything.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

This is true.

Do you order pizza delivered to the island, or what? Do you want to come over sometime soon, then? The temple is always open to you.

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[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

We're more into the instant, microwavable stuff type, honestly. So, let me get this one straight. You're going to come over and... Cook for me. ...Whenever's good for you works, I guess.

[Locked] Assume or RL?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You sound as though you could use it. Are you busy tomorrow night?

[Locked] Either one works for me

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's been a while. I think I've got a pretty clear calendar. Need me to buy you anything? Our kitchen is pretty desolate.

[Locked] I'll go with assumed.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'll make do with what I have.

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[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Whatever you say, chef.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Tell me how you like it afterward. I'm always looking to improve my skills.