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[unknownrival]

Who. Spiked. My. Drink. Come here so that I can punch you.

[Locked to Tyki]
I'm very sorry, my behavior was inappropriate. The things I said should not have been said in polite company, even though you are a very attractive man and I meant that, I still shouldn't have said it. I hope this does not impact our friendship and perhaps it would be best if we forgot this ever happened?

Comments

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Enough with your perversion!

[material_guy]

Iyaaaaa, didn't I say I didn't mean it like that? The only one thinking dirty thoughts is you...

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I refuse to believe that you did not intentionally lead me astray!

[material_guy]

In other words, you can't help thinkin' dirty thoughts about me?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Don't flatter yourself! You're not my type in the slightest; I have no desires for perverts like you.

[material_guy]

What kinda perverts do you have desires for?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That isn't what I meant and you are well aware of it!

[material_guy]

Yer the one who wanted to hug.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I hug everyone when I'm drunk. It means nothing.

[material_guy]

Nothing?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Nothing whatsoever.

[material_guy]

Even when you did it to people important to ya that you actually like there?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That's different.

[material_guy]

Howzzat work?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't like you, but I was too drunk to notice.

[material_guy]

If yer too drunk to notice disliking someone, aren't you too drunk to notice liking someone? So you just do it to everyone, right?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Yes, and?

[material_guy]

So you gave away a bunch'a totally empty affections to people. Affections so shallow they all could'a been me for all it mattered. If that's what a monk does, maybe I don't want one.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I was drunk, you. Idiot. It has no bearing on my regular behavior.

[material_guy]

Yer awful selective on where it matters and don't.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

When did I say it mattered?

[material_guy]

A hug from a monk's a pretty empty thing...

[stripping.livejournal.com]

A hug from a drunk monk is.

[material_guy]

Because the rest of the time yer too busy thinkin' dirty thoughts for a hug to just be a hug. I get it now. That's what you were tryin' to say with all that dirty talk of yers!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

IT WAS NOTHING LIKE THAT! Idiot, idiot, idiot!