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[unknownrival]

[OH GOD WHAT IS THAT

It's apparently some kind of dog, and it yelps before knocking into the camera again.]

Down, boy! [Issei comes into the room, and the... creature rushes over to him and licks his face.]

I guess this is as good a time as any to introduce Henry to all of you. Isn't he cute? Birkin gave him to me! None of the monks are allergic to him, it's wonderful!

Comments

[det-goofball.livejournal.com]

That's not a pet that's a freaking monster!!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

He's a good boy! He tried to bite my nasty, women-raping monster of a classmate.

[det-goofball.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but how do you know he's not gonna bite you?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Birkin said he wouldn't, and I trust him.

[det-goofball.livejournal.com]

...This is doc we're talking about. I mean, I trust him - sort of - but seriously, he has some messed up ideas on what's safe and what isn't.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I've had him for a few days, and he hasn't killed me yet. Besides, he said he removed most of the aggression.

[det-goofball.livejournal.com]

I guess it doesn't really look that... bitey. Just keep an eye on it - doesn't it smell?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the concern. I've had worse smells to deal with.

[det-goofball.livejournal.com]

But isn't it rotting? Heck, smells bad enough round here sometimes with the stuff they get up to.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You say that like a monk shouldn't be able to thrive in the worst of smelling conditions.

[det-goofball.livejournal.com]

...'Thrive'? I am so glad I wasn't a monk.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You don't have the aptitude for it.

[det-goofball.livejournal.com]

I think the 'killing people' thing sort of disqualifies me. Unless it was like that one movie about the Bulletproof Monk but I don't remember if he killed anyone.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

He probably didn't.

[det-goofball.livejournal.com]

...I'm gonna see if we have it on DVD, just to check.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Have fun doing that?

[det-goofball.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I will! You should too, seriously, it's a cool action movie.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't have a television.

[det-goofball.livejournal.com]

...What. Everyone should have a television.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't. I'm a monk, we can't afford one.

[det-goofball.livejournal.com]

Man, I am getting you one.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Really? That's awfully kind of you.

[det-goofball.livejournal.com]

Well, someone gave me a giant TV anyway and there's like... loads on this place, they're not gonna miss one little TV.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

We'd still have to pay for cable, though...

[det-goofball.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah... well, at the very least, I could get you a DVD player, right?