I just want a bit part in your life

[The figure in the video may not be recognizable at first, because he's bent over with his head in a trash can, rummaging around. This continues for several moments.

Eventually, he finds what he's looking for and the person is revealed: Issei, clutching his Kaitou Kid plushie tightly.]

I swear on my soul, I'll never forget you again and mistreat you in such a way... now, I need to go apologize to my friends for my failure.

Haruto. H-how do we feel about threesomes and foursomes?

I love you dearly and no one else can replace you, but I have a line of people waiting to sleep with me, amd I want you to enjoy yourself too.

I'm not going to cheat on him. Not with Kid, not with Shirou. I would never cheat on him, even with a person I loved, because I also love him and you don't cheat on people you love.

But apparently, you can't love two or three or four people equally! You can only love one the most. And of course that person isn't the one you're dating. You're being disloyal just by dating anyone at all.

And if you love two people, you're fated to cheat on them. There's no such thing as self control! If you have to love more than one person, you might as well just never date anyone for your entire life to keep yourself from harming them! Who cares if you're unloved forever, if they're safe from you?

In fact, why don't you just go ahead and DIE FOR THEM?! It's the only way to prove that your love isn't just a selfish emotion, it's the only way to date them and not eventually betray them! Go ahead! I know I would!

'Take what you want from me, strip me bare, send me into certain death.' If you can't even respect my loyalty, which is the entirety of my being, how can you respect me at all?!

((Hakuba really made Issei flip out with his assertion that Issei couldn't love two people at the same time. Replies will be voice, he's not well enough to type correctly.))