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[unknownrival]

[OH GOD WHAT IS THAT

It's apparently some kind of dog, and it yelps before knocking into the camera again.]

Down, boy! [Issei comes into the room, and the... creature rushes over to him and licks his face.]

I guess this is as good a time as any to introduce Henry to all of you. Isn't he cute? Birkin gave him to me! None of the monks are allergic to him, it's wonderful!

Comments

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[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Awww he really is a sweetheart! Kinda dumb, but that's to be expected.

[Remember that cat they got a while ago? Yeah, it leaps into Birkin's lap and paws at his computer screen. It likes the doggie too]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Don't call Henry dumb! He's my dog and I love him, despite his faults.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Sorry, sorry. Didn't mean to insult Henry. He's a very good dog.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That's right. Aren't you, boy.

Thank you once again for giving him to me.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. I'm always fond of showing off my work so it wasn't much of a chore for me.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You're amazing. Godly.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Godly? Nah. That's Wesker's deal.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you're at least as good as him. You never explained to me why he was so amazing, anyway.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

No, not really. It's not something that's easy to explain. And besides, no one ever believes me anyway.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Try me. I want to understand.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

He's perfect. He's meant to be a god. He's my greatest accomplishment, my most beloved creation. He means everything to me.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You love him for his physical abilities, then?

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

No, that's why he's a god. I love him... Because he's good to me.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I can't see that.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no one does.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I want him to be kinder to you.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

He is kind to me. As kind as he possibly can be. He's killed everyone else he's ever worked with, Issei. Never once has he even hurt me badly enough to do any damage beyond a slight bruise. Not once.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You deserve someone who can treat you better than just not killing you.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

It's more than that, goddamn it!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Then explain.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

I... Can't. Wesker and I have been working together for 20 years. I can't put into words what we're like. We just... Are. Scholar Will and Practical Al. That's what we've always been.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I wish he was better to you. And I... may have made a few threats.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

He's better to me than anyone else in the world.

And what the fuck are you thinking, threatening him?! You threaten Wesker, you threaten me, got it?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm not any better to you than that?

No. It isn't like threatening you at all. I physically could never hurt you. He is a different story.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

You're nice to everyone. Wesker's only nice to me. There's a bigger difference.

He wouldn't hurt me either.