unknownrival: (Jubilant.  How wonderful!)
Ryudo Issei ([personal profile] unknownrival) wrote2010-05-02 05:00 pm

[Video Post]

[OH GOD WHAT IS THAT

It's apparently some kind of dog, and it yelps before knocking into the camera again.]

Down, boy! [Issei comes into the room, and the... creature rushes over to him and licks his face.]

I guess this is as good a time as any to introduce Henry to all of you. Isn't he cute? Birkin gave him to me! None of the monks are allergic to him, it's wonderful!

[personal profile] pandorabox 2010-05-02 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Rotting. Flesh.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-05-02 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not following you here.

[personal profile] pandorabox 2010-05-02 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Doesn't he bleed all over the floor?

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-05-02 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
No, he doesn't. He's a very good dog.

[personal profile] pandorabox 2010-05-02 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
With rotting flesh.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-05-02 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
You are obsessed with the entire rotting flesh part of him. He is so much more than that.

[personal profile] pandorabox 2010-05-03 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
He also looks like he might try to eat you.

[personal profile] pandorabox 2010-05-03 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
For your sake, I hope he doesn't.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-05-03 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
If I ever turn into a zombie, it'll probably be because of him. FYI.

[personal profile] pandorabox 2010-05-03 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
And yet you still keep him around.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-05-03 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
The odds of that are low!

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-05-03 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
One time in a thousand. [He is BSing this so bad.]

[personal profile] pandorabox 2010-05-03 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
You don't know that.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-05-03 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, I don't. But Birkin wouldn't have given him to me if he didn't think it was safe.

[personal profile] pandorabox 2010-05-03 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
...

I hope you're right about that.

[personal profile] pandorabox 2010-05-03 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Decaying dog.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-05-03 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me anyway. Please?

[personal profile] pandorabox 2010-05-03 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Just keep it out of my room.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-05-03 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Can do.