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[unknownrival]

[OH GOD WHAT IS THAT

It's apparently some kind of dog, and it yelps before knocking into the camera again.]

Down, boy! [Issei comes into the room, and the... creature rushes over to him and licks his face.]

I guess this is as good a time as any to introduce Henry to all of you. Isn't he cute? Birkin gave him to me! None of the monks are allergic to him, it's wonderful!

Comments

[material_guy]

Yer really one hell of an animal lover. You were pretty eager to come play with my crew, too. Y'know, if yer so eager to take care of animals, my crew needs someone to do laundry.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

No~!

[material_guy]

Only enough love in your heart for one dog? Dorchette'll be sad you don't love him.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Dorchette's your dog, not mine. You do his laundry.

[material_guy]

You hate him enough to leave his linens in my hands?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You can do it. I have faith in you.

[material_guy]

Y'know, cows get a lot of grass stains and sweat and stuff going on. Big animals. You gonna curse Loa to smellin' like ass? And Dorchette to smellin' it? Dogs have a strong sense of smell you know.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Go to the laundromat, then.

[material_guy]

laun dro mat?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

A place where you pay money to have your laundry done for you.

[material_guy]

Yer a monk. You don't do any real work. You be a laundromat.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I do real work!

[material_guy]

Including laundry?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Not for you.

[material_guy]

What if my laundry's not in there? Just theirs. You like them, right?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Not that much.