[Accidental Voice]

[unknownrival]

[Issei is praying. Anyone who knows anything of Japanese Buddhism will recognize that. Even those who aren't familiar will know that he isn't doing it very well. He keeps stopping and restarting after making a mistake. Eventually, he gives up altogether.]

I'm a failure as a monk... If I cannot purify myself of such base thoughts, of what use am I? I should, should be running the streets rather than living in a temple!

[There's a loud thunk.]

Ow. Even beating my head against the wall will not remove these thoughts, it seems. Dear Buddha, help me...

Comments

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Because it might stop me from thinking of how many ways I could have sex with you!

[pandorabox]

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Go take a cold shower or something!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I have taken two.

[pandorabox]

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Great. I'm going take one right now.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Good luck. I'll be here doing absolutely nothing of importance, and especially not jumping you. Much as I would like to. Stupid subconscious.

[pandorabox]

adsiopfj I'm going to lock the door.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Good plan. I'm sorry for all this.

[pandorabox]

Not your fault. It's probably the community.

...

Have you seen Aoko around?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

She's probably still asleep.

wtf no notif

[pandorabox]

I haven't seen her around all morning.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Please keep it down, whatever you end up doing.

[pandorabox]

...

Why are you... assuming things?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Because I'm already planning a marathon session with my significant other.

[pandorabox]

... er. Right.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Assuming he wants one, of course.

[pandorabox]

... r-right, right. Right.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Good luck.

[pandorabox]

... thanks, I guess.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.