[Voice]

[unknownrival]

Shirou, Archer, it really doesn't matter who cooks for me today. If you can't come to some agreement, I'll just head back to the temple and have one of the monks make something.

Kid, you're going to have to wear something other than your heisting clothes eventually. For one thing, you can't sleep in them.

Haruto... yes, Archer is a spirit, but he isn't out to get you. Please treat him with a bit more respect than that.

Honestly, you all. [He chuckles fondly.] What am I to do with you?

((Issei's fondest wish is to have everyone he's in love with love him back, so now he lives in Shirou's house and has a harem. Kaito and Haruto are free to point out that they're definitely not there with him at the moment, to which Issei will D8.))

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[anon forever]

[pandorabox]

...

Kid? As in... me?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Eh? Of course I mean you, Kid. What other Kid lives in my house?

[material_guy]

You.


Have a harem.

[pandorabox]

Not this Kid, that's for certain.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I could take offense at that, but honestly it isn't the first time I've heard it.

Yes.

[material_guy]

You.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

But I can see you. You're right over there, lounging on the couch. You... don't appear to have a computer nearby, but... I'm certain there's an explanation for this.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Me.

[material_guy]

Have a harem.

[pandorabox]

I'm quite certain I'm still on my own world, Ryudo-san.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Have a group of devoted lovers who live in my house.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...you stopped calling me Ryudo-san an eternity ago, when all of this happened.

This isn't right. I know what happened. I know the person here with me. You're... you're on the community, I cannot prove that you're flesh and blood.

[material_guy]

You.

[pandorabox]

All of... what happened?

Believe me, I've never been the type to lie about my identity.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You live in my home. I get to give you instructions about your laundry. What exactly do you think happened?

That's why I believe the you that I can see. A monk should clear their mind and not rely only on the senses, but to do otherwise makes no sense. I know. I know what happened.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Me.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Huh, you too.

[material_guy]

You. Mr. Desire-Should-Be-Repressed.

[Locked, un-anon]

[pandorabox]

How many people know that Kaitou Kid is really Kaito Kuroba?

[naive-lightning.livejournal.com]

Wow... I didn't know you had a lot of people living in one roof.

...onee-sama knows everything about you. Let's keep it at that.

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

Do not forget, Issei-kun. You are still invited to the dinner next week, as well as your little friends.

[Locked, un-anon]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

My housemates do.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I do love them and they love me.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

How are you and yours faring?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Of course.