[Voice]

[unknownrival]

Shirou, Archer, it really doesn't matter who cooks for me today. If you can't come to some agreement, I'll just head back to the temple and have one of the monks make something.

Kid, you're going to have to wear something other than your heisting clothes eventually. For one thing, you can't sleep in them.

Haruto... yes, Archer is a spirit, but he isn't out to get you. Please treat him with a bit more respect than that.

Honestly, you all. [He chuckles fondly.] What am I to do with you?

((Issei's fondest wish is to have everyone he's in love with love him back, so now he lives in Shirou's house and has a harem. Kaito and Haruto are free to point out that they're definitely not there with him at the moment, to which Issei will D8.))

Comments

[material_guy]

You.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Me.

[material_guy]

Have a harem.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Have a group of devoted lovers who live in my house.

[material_guy]

You.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Me.

[material_guy]

You. Mr. Desire-Should-Be-Repressed.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I do love them and they love me.

[material_guy]

So, this as a wet dream as bad. This in reality is golden.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It's reality.

[material_guy]

But this is just the kinda thing you couldn't stand even as a dream, before, ain't it? The more-than-one-partner thing...

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It isn't cheating if they agree.

[material_guy]

But the want itself is fine. No guilt about wantin' everyone? Ain't that "greed"?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

They love me back. It would be rude to deny them their wish, especially if I can make them happy.

1/2

[material_guy]

That's fine if yer really okay with yerself for wantin' it, but when it's over, yer the type who...

2/2

[material_guy]

Iya. If yer all right with it like this, there shouldn't be a problem.

Enjoy the hell out of it, Monk!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...Thank you?