[Voice]

[unknownrival]

Shirou, Archer, it really doesn't matter who cooks for me today. If you can't come to some agreement, I'll just head back to the temple and have one of the monks make something.

Kid, you're going to have to wear something other than your heisting clothes eventually. For one thing, you can't sleep in them.

Haruto... yes, Archer is a spirit, but he isn't out to get you. Please treat him with a bit more respect than that.

Honestly, you all. [He chuckles fondly.] What am I to do with you?

((Issei's fondest wish is to have everyone he's in love with love him back, so now he lives in Shirou's house and has a harem. Kaito and Haruto are free to point out that they're definitely not there with him at the moment, to which Issei will D8.))

Comments

[anon forever]

[pandorabox]

...

Kid? As in... me?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Eh? Of course I mean you, Kid. What other Kid lives in my house?

[pandorabox]

Not this Kid, that's for certain.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

But I can see you. You're right over there, lounging on the couch. You... don't appear to have a computer nearby, but... I'm certain there's an explanation for this.

[pandorabox]

I'm quite certain I'm still on my own world, Ryudo-san.

[material_guy]

You.


Have a harem.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I could take offense at that, but honestly it isn't the first time I've heard it.

Yes.

[material_guy]

You.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Me.

[material_guy]

Have a harem.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Huh, you too.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

How are you and yours faring?

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Me and mine...? Uh. Just about as well as ever. So this isn't a new thing for you?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

No, it's not. It's been going on for several months, at least.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Huh. Okay.

You know this is a virus, right?

[naive-lightning.livejournal.com]

Wow... I didn't know you had a lot of people living in one roof.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It's a bit difficult at times, I admit.

...onee-sama knows everything about you. Let's keep it at that.

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

Do not forget, Issei-kun. You are still invited to the dinner next week, as well as your little friends.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Of course.

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

The usual courses?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That would be wonderful!

[justaschoolgirl.livejournal.com]

Why is Kid-san here?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...I live with him? Because we're dating?

[justaschoolgirl.livejournal.com]

You aren't dat...ah..is the virus.

Strikes hackable.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

My Kid is flesh and blood, not a fake memory, and I've kissed him and done other things with him enough times today to be certain of it.