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[unknownrival]

So what does one do with two Kaitou Kid plushies? I'm open to any suggestions.

[Fail!lock to Hakuba.]
Thank you, Hakuba. I really do appreciate you helping me for the duration of that virus.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Oh hey now, let's not drag me into this.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Just ignore her, she has no idea what she's talking about.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

She has plenty of idea what she's talking about. In my personal experience, sadists can spot a masochist from miles away. She is right about most of that, you know, and I say that as someone who is very, very similar to you in that regard.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That sounds nothing like me.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Issei, I sort of hate to break this to you, but I'm a bit of expert on this sort of thing. And I agree with her. Every word. The sooner you admit it the sooner you can... Well, I know you won't be able to fight back, exactly, but he sooner you can at least be made aware of it.

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

~♥

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, you're welcome.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That doesn't sound like me and that's twisting what happened. And what conclusion are you trying to draw from that? Just because things hurt me, it doesn't mean I enjoy that. Is that what you're attempting to argue?

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Issei, you've seen my... Well, not "relationship" but you know what I'm getting at, with Wesker. It reminds me oddly enough of your gigantic crush on Kaito Kid. Maybe Haruto was your Annette. A perfectly stable relationship and I'm sure he loved you back, but really, where was the passion and all that? I'm willing to guess at the fact that Tyki would be your Stein, minus the actual relationship part, because Eris said it best, it just wasn't in his nature to love. I guess that would make me your Adachi. The dangerous one. The one everyone - including you - knows is a terrible idea. And yet, you can't help it. You're drawn to people like this. People who can hurt you, kill you, even. And yet, you just can't help it. You like it.

Face it, Issei, we're so much more alike than we are different. I'm willing to bet that the only difference is I have the scars to show it.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Could you not ever compare Kid to Wesker again in any context? Thank you.

Birkin, I don't even like Tyki that much. It was a passing infatuation and nothing more than that. Certainly nothing like what you feel for Stein.

I'm still seeing nothing of what you're saying. I don't mean to insult you, but we're not nearly as alike as you think. The capability of loving multiple people does not automatically make us the same.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

You know it's true though.

My feelings for Stein started out as about that much. Maybe if you'd slept with him you would've started loving him. I wonder.

We could both be as polyamorous as we damn well pleased, without be the same. The thing that makes us the same is that we happen to always fall for people who are going to hurt us. Face it, kid.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

If your argument involves comparing those two, your argument is null and void.

No, I wouldn't. Even if I had sex with you, whom I like a great deal, I doubt I would fall for you like I did Haruto or Kid.

That doesn't make you a masochist. That's just bad luck in love.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I don't know, you're pretty clingy, and I can be quite the nice guy when I want to be.

Alright, you know what? Hypothetical question time: If Kid hit you, what would you do?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

The people I love generally tend to be people I can trust completely. I trust you with my life, but not anyone else's.

Question why on earth he would do something so out of character.

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Birkin, honey, if you don't want to get into this I suggest you to stay away.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Look, lady, you were the one who asked if you should talk about me. Not my fault I decided to answer you.

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Yes, but I asked him.

And you know I am right.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

And I decided to answer in his place to attempt to preserve my dignity.

You are right. I never said you were wrong, I just didn't want to be part of your List of People Who Issei Wants and Can't Really Have.

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

What dignity? [You walked into this one, Birkin.]

Well that happened already but that was not my doing. I guess he found you sexy.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

The dignity I keep forgetting I lost a while ago.

In fairness, you bringing it up is hardly helping.

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Oh, that one!

Turth isn't always far.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Hey, you haven't seen it have you? I've been looking for it for a while...

Guess not.

God, I can'y type at 4 am :|

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you left it in the closet when you left?

No.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Oh hardy-har-har.

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]