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[unknownrival]

I made out with a woman.

I made out with a woman of my own free will.

Even if it is someone I respect and care about deeply, that's still...

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

...It's impolite to mention them.

[material_guy]

Then it's fine! I ain't polite company.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That's true... Still. I don't dislike them in the least, but I can't make crude comments about them.

[material_guy]

But a tasteful compliment's just fine. Right?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

In that case, they're, um... soft?

[material_guy]

So you felt her up, too.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Only for a few seconds!

[material_guy]

It's a start!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

This isn't progressing any further.

[material_guy]

Believe in yourself!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't want to go any further or even repeat the experience!

[material_guy]

See, now that sounds impolite. Like it was gross. Like she's gross.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You know I don't mean it that way. She's a beautiful woman, but she's unavailable.

[material_guy]

So you wanna repeat the experience but y'don't wanna mess with the reality and the emotions and the jealousy and the messy shit.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...Well. I. I enjoyed myself, so I suppose the answer must be yes.

[material_guy]

So, we agree. Cheap, quick, loveless, no strings attached sex is a good ideal to shoot for.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm sure she much prefers her girlfriend.

[material_guy]

Sometimes you get a craving for it and drink somethin' besides your favorite brand.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

She's not going to cheat on her outside of a virus.

[material_guy]

How do they feel about threesomes and foursomes?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

They don't like them!

[material_guy]

They picked a bad third and fourth when they tried it, eh? Yer gonna hafta fix that.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

No, I really won't.

[material_guy]

There're other girls.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm not attracted to most girls.