[Video, Grab Bag - Musical]

[unknownrival]

[Hey, it's Issei! He's dressed kind of funny, though. And talking to a black-haired woman in red of about his age.]

Why do you follow him? [It's hard to say which 'him' she's talking about, but maybe Issei will tell you if you ask.]

Oh, well, that is easy to explain. I... I...

Why?

Because, because...

Because why?

[After a pause, Issei starts singing.] I like him, I really like him.
Tear out my fingernails one by one, I like him!
I don't have a very good reason,
Since I've been with him,
Cuckoo-nuts have been in season...
But there's nothing I can do,
Chop me up for onion stew,
Still I'll yell to the sky
Though I can't tell you why,
That I like him!

[So basically, it goes like this video. Singing and silly clothes included.]

Comments

[material_guy]

How old are you?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Twenty.

[material_guy]

We can probably get away with callin' you a boy still.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

And even more than that, they do not sleep with boys.

[material_guy]

How do you know? You ain't a knight.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Shirou has told me all about the knights' code. More than I ever really wanted to know.

[material_guy]

So, what would that make a knight who sleeps with guys, anyway?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Not a knight.

[material_guy]

Didn't know a knight was so defined by where he stuffed his junk.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It's important, Greed.

[material_guy]

Maybe you oughtta consider bein' a monk instead, if bein' a knight means no more fucking for you. A monk's an honorable thing, right?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be much of a monk. Besides, I already said that I would follow him.

[material_guy]

You're more like a monk when you're a squire, kid.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That seems a bit strange.