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[Failed lock to Birkin. Pictures may be NSFW on grounds of F/SN worms. Video.]

[Look, it's Issei standing outside his temple, he's holding a pretty big box of... What are those?

Please don't say those are your new pets, Issei...]

Birkin, I found something for you. Well, more accurately I found something I don't want their current owner to have, I can't really destroy them without risking serious injury to myself, and I'm giving them to you.

These are worms.

((The comments may also be NSFW and possibly triggering? Heavens Feel is not a fun route, it's really not.))

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[The box is now closed and taped shut. You don't have to see them any longer, Kurt.]

They're dangerous and I had to get rid of them off-world. This was intended to be locked.

[Thankfully, but the image is still burning in the in his mind. he's going to have nightmares. And not Blaine touch him until they are like, 30. THANK YOU Issei. b|]

Dear lords, what are those things? I can tell they are dangerous, they have teeth. They are dic...they have teeth! I'm not prone to violence at all but kill them with fire.

[Well, by that time, they'll be married! So Issei's helped~]

They're called Crest Worms, I believe. If I tried to kill them, they would start attacking me, and they would eat my spine and part of my brain, which I am not eager to have happen. I thought Birkin would be better at containing them than I am.

[They probably will be ....but still.]

You can't throw them inside the oven or something? By the time they notice the temperature raising they won't be able to get out. Why do they look like...that?

And why Birkin?

Matou says they're not as stupid as they look... And, well. He also says they tend to eat women's uteri and feed off of sexual pleasure in the brain, besides the spine thing, so I suppose it's an appropriate look...

He has years of experience working with very dangerous creatures - he can handle these.

They don't look stupid, they look freaky. They do WHAT!? ...[Ok the video turns off for a few minutes. Kurt has to throw up. Literally.]

...I'm sorry, but I wasn't going to lie about that.

[Once he's back.] No,no, I didn't want a lie...but I didn't need so many details either. Are all the creatures in your world like this?

You asked why they looked like - never mind. Only the magical ones are this bad, I think.

Oh right, only the magical ones...other monsters penises with no magical abilities are perfectly normal pets.

I meant out of animals in general. All monster - what you said are magical.

How nice. And why your friend had them int eh first palce? How did he catch them?

It's something his family has, according to him. His grandfather wasn't very kind.

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