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[unknownrival]

While he isn't the king of making attention-grabbing introductions, you absolutely should welcome Emiya Shirou into the community. As his best friend, it's my responsibility that he feel as comfortable as he can in a world-spanning sentient website of little relation to ducks.

...And. I'm just happy to see him again.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Are you trying to distract me from what I have to call a violation by discussing the state of your toes?

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Uh. Depends. Is it working or am I coming off as an ass?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

You know you're one of my dearest friends, but yes, you are in fact coming off as an ass.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Oh, uh.

Let me try again.

I'm sorry? Do you want to talk about it? Need advice? A rape kit? An abortion?

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Let's rule out the abortion because I'm male and it was a year ago. The rape kit isn't necessary or useful, again because of the time that's passed.

What advice do you have to give?

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Uh...

Um...

I'm really bad at stuff like this.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

That's all right. I knew that about you already, so it isn't a problem.

If you will continue being my friend, then that will be a greater blessing than any advice you could give.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Nope, I'm going to dump you on your ass now that I know you're a rape magnet.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

William, please don't make me regret telling you about this within five minutes of telling you about this.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Sorry. I swear I won't talk about it or whatever.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

That's good.

I wouldn't mind if you came over. Ravishing not necessary.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I'll just ravish you some other time. You probably need a hug though. So I will ravish you with hugs.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I am helpless against the might of your hugs. I will only be able to beg for mercy that will never come.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I might be terrible at giving advice but at least I can do some things right. Even if those things are zombies, hugs, and giving head, I'm happy.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Oh, so we're similar in two out of three ways.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

What if I learned to think before I answered. What if that was possible?

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Well if losers who give good head like me can nab a guy as handsome and charming as Stein, I'm sure you can manage to start thinking.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't think he's dating you because of your aptitude in bed. I hope not.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I quote directly: "I suppose even someone as handsome and charming as myself can fall for a loser who gives good head."

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

But you know I-I think he was joking. I'm pretty he was. I laughed.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

...If I were going to date you, that wouldn't be the only reason.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I know. But you disagree with my work. He and I have something in common there. Besides, he likes making fun of me and winding me up, so I'm pretty sure it was meant to be a joke.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Right. If it wasn't for your work, I probably would have asked you out three times over by now.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

And here I thought it was just because you were scared of all my significant others.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

There's also that issue, yes.