[Locked from anyone under 16. NSFW.]

[unknownrival]

I hate you, Kinoko Nasu. I hate you for writing the story of my world and putting lines like this in.

Comments

[sandinmyboots]

...poor you.

[unknownrival]

I know.

[sandinmyboots]

I bet you'd find the 'weird porn' from my world more arousing than this.

[unknownrival]

Oh, I'm sure I could find anything more arousing than the worst of the lot.

[sandinmyboots]

I didn't realize that birthing was also a fetish on Earth. Interesting.

[He doesn't get it but whatever floats people's boats!]

[unknownrival]

I think he's just bad at metaphors.

[sandinmyboots]

I've read things with actual insects better written than this.

[........IT'S A LONG STORY]

[unknownrival]

It wouldn't be hard.

[sandinmyboots]

Considering that a good chunk of my world's mythology involves human/animal hybrids and nonhumans, there's some interesting stories running about. And since this is highly ingrained in our culture, it's a theme that still comes up in the current era.

[unknownrival]

I suppose it comes up sometimes in my world as well...

Ugh. Now I'm picturing Nasu writing about that instead of limiting himself to humans.

[sandinmyboots]

...What would he do with a cloaca? The mind boggles.

[unknownrival]

I don't even fully understand what birds do with a cloaca and I don't want to know.

[sandinmyboots]

I got linked to a primer on duck biology once.

It's terrifying.

[unknownrival]

Ugh.

...Bedbugs.

[sandinmyboots]

Even worse! Sex in all it's forms is painful!

[unknownrival]

We're not as bad as bedbugs.

[sandinmyboots]

Isn't that what the Earth serial killers do, though?

[unknownrival]

Not all of them.

[sandinmyboots]

Alright. Earth is weird.

[unknownrival]

Earth is weird - that I agree with.

[sandinmyboots]

As much as it has good things, like the chips and the wikipedia, there's parts of my world that are more pleasant.

[unknownrival]

I imagine most worlds have their strong points.

[sandinmyboots]

As much as our erotica baffles me, it's superior to that of the Earth in every way.

[unknownrival]

Not arguing.

[sandinmyboots]

...I could try rewriting those passages to be less objectionable. Or I could burn them.