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[unknownrival]

I hate you, Kinoko Nasu. I hate you for writing the story of my world and putting lines like this in.

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[unknownrival]

If I could, I would.

I would be a fairly poor monk not to recognize Mara's name, wouldn't I? Although I can only say I've met a few demons, and all of them here, I know my legends and myths very well and suspect that all of them are true in some form, somewhere.

[starofchaos]

Ah, I see. My apologies. I didn't precisely mean that Mara.

[unknownrival]

In that case, I probably don't know the specific Mara you mean.

[starofchaos]

It is a demon... but... well. It has a rather unique form.

[A beat.]

Mara is a gigantic demon shaped like a misshapen green erect penis. It rides a chariot.

...demons take their appearances from the minds of mortals, after all.

[unknownrival]

...

You know, I don't think any of the pictures I've seen resemble that.

[starofchaos]

...you are truly missing out. It can be quite entertaining to see.

[unknownrival]

Then obviously, you're going to have to introduce me to a giant penis in a chariot one day.

[starofchaos]

If I see it around, I might. Still, it would be quite foolish of me to set foot outside the buildings if I could help it, let alone to seek out such a dangerous beast. Quite an alarming prospect.

[unknownrival]

Ah, of course. Forgive me, I didn't mean to suggest you put yourself in danger.

[starofchaos]

It's quite alright. Unfortunately there are still many demons roaming around outside even now.

[unknownrival]

Take good care of yourself.

[starofchaos]

I will. Don't worry about that.

[unknownrival]

I'll try not to.