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[unknownrival]

I hate you, Kinoko Nasu. I hate you for writing the story of my world and putting lines like this in.

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[video]

[material_guy]

It's too late. You've started it. Now take responsibility and see this through with me to the end.

[video]

[unknownrival]

I don't want to research sexually transmitted diseases.

[video]

[material_guy]

Just this one.

C'mon. Let's go through the rest of the scene and see the other symptoms.

[unknownrival]

I only have some highlights.

[material_guy]

I don't like reading much.

You read 'em aloud. See what kinda conclusions we can come to.

[unknownrival]

No, Greed.

[material_guy]

That's not very fair. Or generous. A monk's supposed to be generous. Just reading 'em back'd be plain old fair. I've done you a few voice favors...

[unknownrival]

Don't even remind me of those.

[audio only]

[material_guy]

It's just something I did to try to make you fool good... Is that bad?

[audio only]

[unknownrival]

It's bad! It's bad!

[audio only]

[material_guy]

Naw... the one who's bad's you. Yer a bad boy. [He can say these things seriously, without bursting into laughter. It's a gift.]

[audio only]

[unknownrival]

Sh-shut up. Now.

[audio only]

[material_guy]

Too much? I figured you'd be immune right after talkin' about froth and all, but... leave it to you not to let somethin' like that stop yer loooove...

[audio only]

[unknownrival]

Greed I will throw rocks at your face.

[video again]

[material_guy]

Izzat some kinda bad metaphor goin' on again?

[video]

[unknownrival]

No.

...eww.

[video]

[material_guy]

Hey, who knows what you might've ended up into what with tryin' to please everyone. Have a hard time figuring out exactly what rocks to the face would be, but, hey, yer from the future, where they got all kindsa freaky shit.

[video]

[unknownrival]

This is not going to turn into a discussion of what I'm into.

[video]

[material_guy]

You sure? Right now all I really know's yer into my voice, and... well, some assumptions.

Don'tcha think that might make me get some kinda skewed sense of how special I am, if that's all I got to go on?

[video]

[unknownrival]

I don't know why you don't just shut up.

[video]

[material_guy]

And yer the smart one here?

[video]

[unknownrival]

Take it as a compliment if you like.

[video]

[material_guy]

You're startin' to like me.

[video]

[unknownrival]

You're wrong.

[video]

[material_guy]

You're complimentin' me.