[Locked from anyone under 16. NSFW.]

[unknownrival]

I hate you, Kinoko Nasu. I hate you for writing the story of my world and putting lines like this in.

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[glimmerous_fop]

That's no good at all a good looking guy should feel sexy, ja? This I cannot abide.

[unknownrival]

Remember that this conversation was originally about grotesque members and foaming love juice. I don't think I'm going to feel sexy for months.

[glimmerous_fop]

Absurd! Getting distracted over such small details like bad writing! What you do in an un-sexy situation is get naked with someone attracive and have them scrub your body until you feel clean and sexy all over! It works.

[unknownrival]

And I suppose you're volunteering for that.

[glimmerous_fop]

It could be very therapeutic.

[unknownrival]

I don't understand why you're pursuing me.

[glimmerous_fop]

Clearly I like you and want to help you, is it strange?

[unknownrival]

It's very strange. Very.

[glimmerous_fop]

So you're rejecting my offer after all.

[unknownrival]

...I didn't say that.

[glimmerous_fop]

Oh, then I guess I would be mistaken? Though I wouldn't force you to do something, it's always an open offer.

[unknownrival]

When are you free...?

[glimmerous_fop]

My schedule is flexible, I'm free any time that's good for you.

[unknownrival]

I'm not busy.

[glimmerous_fop]

Do you have a world hop?

[unknownrival]

I can find one.

[glimmerous_fop]

Where would you be more comfortable?

[unknownrival]

Your world.

[Definitely not the temple.]

[glimmerous_fop]

Then my home is open to you, I'll run the bath.

[unknownrival]

Thank you.

[Actionspam, assumed...?]

[glimmerous_fop]

You're welcome.


[Absolutely.]

[Actionspam]

[unknownrival]

[Issei is dressed casually and looks only a tad nervous as he knocks on Klavier's door and waits.]

[Actionspam]

[glimmerous_fop]

[If wearing a robe and tying your hair up is casual, then Klavier is casual as well and that is just how he answers the door, taking in his nervous companion before inviting him in]

Glad you're here, Issei, come on in, relax, I can get you a drink if you want.

[Actionspam]

[unknownrival]

No, that won't be necessary, but thank you.

[Issei smiles a little as he follows Klavier inside.]

[Actionspam]

[glimmerous_fop]

You're ready to dive on in huh? Can't blame you, these hands are magic!

[He's joking, it's how he lightens the mood, but if skipping straight to the heart of things is what Issei wants then he'll take him on a tour to the bathroom.

It's Klavier's bathroom so naturally it's a little excessive, but the dim light and the fragrances give it this soothing appeal]

You're very prompt so the bath is still running, you don't mind waiting a bit do you?