[Voice]

[unknownrival]

[Utterly dripping with loathing:]

Yes community, another romantic virus was exactly what I needed. Thank you.

Comments

[material_guy]

It's not like you don't fall in love quick and easy, too.

[unknownrival]

What.

[material_guy]

You're a loving guy. And I've never heard of you fallin' out of love, so it might end up bein' somethin' you'll hafta deal with. Why don'tcha take this whole virus thing as a good reason to talk out a game plan for when you fall for someone else, too? Shit, the blue guy just showed up so fast I figured he was one of yer old lovers who came back for yer fantasy. What if one of yer other boyfriends comes back? You don't fall out of love, so...

[unknownrival]

I've had this conversation before. I won't cheat on someone I'm involved with if I can have any control over my mental workings.

[material_guy]

And I told you: it's not cheating if they're okay with it.

[unknownrival]

They're not.

[material_guy]

Already had that talk?

[unknownrival]

They're just not.

[material_guy]

You're just assuming.

The guy's got some kinda thing for loyalty, but it's really not cheatin' if they ain't bugged by it. The most loyal thing to do'd be to trust him not to freak out at just bein' asked. 'n the most loyal thing he can do's believe you won't do it if you can help it if he says no. But you just makin' yerself hold back to make him happy when he might be happier with you doin' what you do with yer free love and all ain't kindness or loyalty or anything. It's just suffering.

[unknownrival]

...So what. I should just bring this up?

[material_guy]

I'm sayin' this virus gave you a good way to do it natural like. If you just pop it later when it's important and you got someone else you love, he'll figure you love someone else and if he don't like that, he'll sulk and shit even if you ain't doin' anything with 'em, just knowin' you feel that way.

I'm savin' you a headache and a heartache here, suggestin' it.

[unknownrival]

Fine.

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[material_guy]

Why're you only like this to me, anyway? I'm tellin' you, this's for everyone's....

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[material_guy]

Fine?

[unknownrival]

As in be quiet, I'll do it.

[material_guy]

Great! Glad you're warmin' up to me.

[unknownrival]

I'm not.