[Failed!private]

[unknownrival]

Today Father asked me why our emergency kit contains a semen sample.

Note to self: move that to somewhere less logical and more hidden.

My life is an H-game and I hate it.

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[touchofgenius]

Issei...

[unknownrival]

Not a sterile environment, I know.

[unknownrival]

You would think so, but no.

Yes, and?

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[starofchaos]

[A voice behind him whispers...]

I doubt any mortal could handle the amount of mana in my emissions.

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[unknownrival]

lakdlskdlsdkls why do you do that?!

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[starofchaos]

Punishment.

Well then. To business?

[He carelessly steals Issei's chair, reclining on it.]

As an alternative though, would mp-restoratives work in your world, I wonder?

[lotuslegend]

I dunno about you, maybe there's a difference between Shintoism and Buddhism, but don't vows prevent something like that?

[it's mostly 'snrk' at this point, don't take her too seriously]

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[unknownrival]

Possibly. That might be a simpler way of going about things.

[unknownrival]

Japanese Buddhism allows monks to marry and so forth.

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[starofchaos]

For the moment then, I suggest we engage in trade. If the restoratives do nothing, then we can negotiate on the other front.

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[unknownrival]

That's fine with me - preferred, really. What would you like in return?

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[starofchaos]

...allow me to partake of your energy.

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[unknownrival]

Hm? All right then. Let me go get that sample, I haven't moved it yet.

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[starofchaos]

...

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[starofchaos]

No, Issei. Stay here.

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[unknownrival]

O...kay?

[lotuslegend]

Well, now, color me enlightened!

[she can't snrk hard enough, 99.99% chance she already knew this and is doing this because lol]

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[starofchaos]

I didn't mean your- ugh, let me retry this. Hold still. This might hurt a little.

[Leaning a liiiittle too close there.]

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[unknownrival]

[Issei holds still, even though he'd really like to lean back a bit. But he trusts Louis not to hurt him too badly.]

[unknownrival]

Glad to help.

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[starofchaos]

[Aaaand-

Snap! He just took a little HP there, holding it back.]

...not bad. A little tangy, but pleasant.

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[unknownrival]

That is the strangest compliment I have ever received.

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[starofchaos]

Why, has not the receiver of your mana complimented you thus?

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[unknownrival]

No. That would be awkward beyond all belief.

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[wroughtironhero]

[Even Archer can't help but snicker at that.]

There are many uses for a semen sample, though I am not sure if any of those are for medical purposes.