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[unknownrival]

Today Father asked me why our emergency kit contains a semen sample.

Note to self: move that to somewhere less logical and more hidden.

My life is an H-game and I hate it.

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[lotuslegend]

[BRB COMPLETELY LAUGHING HER ASS OFF]

[bornfromdeath]

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Why do you have that in your emergency kit? Don't those usually require specialized freezing?

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[starofchaos]

[Don't mind Louis, just laughing. Although Issei might not be able to tell at first since he sounds... remarkably youthful.]

You were asking for it, hiding it in such an easily-accessible place.

[touchofgenius]

Issei...

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[wroughtironhero]

[Even Archer can't help but snicker at that.]

There are many uses for a semen sample, though I am not sure if any of those are for medical purposes.

[chuanifrinn]

Semen in your emergency kit.

Should I ask?

[im_wavin]

Wha's a H-game? Is it fun????

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[aquaticrush]

I-I-I-I-Issei-san!?

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[croibhristeoir]

...excuse me?

[heavenlyhome]

I would wonder about that too.

[material_guy]

Why does it got a semen sample?

Klavier needs to get his own 2 cents in here

[glimmerous_fop]

Keeping it for posterity? They have banks just for that kind of thing...because...you know...smut juice expires after a little while. A very little while.