[Failed!private]

[unknownrival]

Today Father asked me why our emergency kit contains a semen sample.

Note to self: move that to somewhere less logical and more hidden.

My life is an H-game and I hate it.

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[lotuslegend]

[BRB COMPLETELY LAUGHING HER ASS OFF]

video;

[unknownrival]

This wasn't meant to be public.

[lotuslegend]

S-Shouldn't you know better by now the things you mean to make private end up public at the most inopportune moments? F...fff...

[yeah another gigglefit coming]

[bornfromdeath]

...

Why do you have that in your emergency kit? Don't those usually require specialized freezing?

[unknownrival]

For what purpose?

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[starofchaos]

[Don't mind Louis, just laughing. Although Issei might not be able to tell at first since he sounds... remarkably youthful.]

You were asking for it, hiding it in such an easily-accessible place.

Voice

[unknownrival]

I wasn't intending to hide it, all right. I just didn't realize how awkward it would be to explain to anyone who didn't need it.

[touchofgenius]

Issei...

[unknownrival]

Not a sterile environment, I know.

voice

[wroughtironhero]

[Even Archer can't help but snicker at that.]

There are many uses for a semen sample, though I am not sure if any of those are for medical purposes.

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[unknownrival]

Mana restoration was the intended - wait, Archer?

[chuanifrinn]

Semen in your emergency kit.

Should I ask?

[unknownrival]

Mana transfer.

[im_wavin]

Wha's a H-game? Is it fun????

[unknownrival]

No.

[video]

[aquaticrush]

I-I-I-I-Issei-san!?

[video]

[unknownrival]

Mana supplies. Mana supplies.

[action]

[croibhristeoir]

...excuse me?

[action]

[unknownrival]

Emergency mana supplies.

[heavenlyhome]

I would wonder about that too.

[unknownrival]

Can we not talk about this, Oneesama?

[material_guy]

Why does it got a semen sample?

[unknownrival]

You don't want to know.

Klavier needs to get his own 2 cents in here

[glimmerous_fop]

Keeping it for posterity? They have banks just for that kind of thing...because...you know...smut juice expires after a little while. A very little while.

[unknownrival]

Smut juice.