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[unknownrival]

Today Father asked me why our emergency kit contains a semen sample.

Note to self: move that to somewhere less logical and more hidden.

My life is an H-game and I hate it.

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[unknownrival]

That is the strangest compliment I have ever received.

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[starofchaos]

Why, has not the receiver of your mana complimented you thus?

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[unknownrival]

No. That would be awkward beyond all belief.

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[starofchaos]

Oh my. I do apologize.

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[unknownrival]

Don't worry about it. The whole system is ridiculous and I would never write it this way had I been in charge.

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[starofchaos]

It hardly seems quite so bad. But then, I am far less reticent than you.

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[unknownrival]

You can supply mana to whoever you want and not call yourself names all day.

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[starofchaos]

Why would you call yourself names?

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[unknownrival]

It's been drilled into me by my teachings, by society... At this point I'm not sure I could completely rid myself of it.

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[starofchaos]

Poor soul. Then, perhaps it is better for you to try these.

[He holds up some Hiranya and Chakra Drops suddenly.]

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[unknownrival]

You're very kind to me, Louis.

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[starofchaos]

It is my pleasure.

Keep the larger one as a last resort. Hiranya do not only restore mana, but they will heal as well.

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[unknownrival]

Really? That seems like it's worth more than a bit of energy as a reward.

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[starofchaos]

Hmhm. You are welcome to offer me something else in return.

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[unknownrival]

[How about a hug and a cheek kiss, Louis?]

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[starofchaos]

[!]

[He pauses, looking startled.]

That is most acceptable.

[Is that a hint of embarrassment?]

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[unknownrival]

[Pulling away.]

Now the trade is fair.

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[starofchaos]

[Goddammit, his weak side is showing again.]

Let me know if they work out.

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[unknownrival]

Don't worry, I will.

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[starofchaos]

Farewell, Issei Ryudou.

[And with that, he's gone.]