[Forward-dated to tomorrow because I'm in surgery okay I'm *allowed*]

[unknownrival]

[Failed filter away from Diarmuid]
I'd like to speak to someone with medical experience as soon as possible, please. It's somewhat important in the 'oh god oh god oh god' sense of important.

[Failed filter to Diarmuid]
You need to come back right now. I can't tell you this over the internet.

[False pregnancy virus to start us off! Look, it's tomorrow in Australia and I have surgery to do.]

Comments

[action]

[unknownrival]

I'm serious.

[action]

[aquaticrush]

How could I be good enough to deserve you being nice to me?

[action]

[unknownrival]

Because you're a good person.

[action]

[aquaticrush]

I'm bad at everything!

[action]

[unknownrival]

You are not.

[action]

[aquaticrush]

But I'm-- *She shuts up and looks away.* Well, okay, if you think so.

[action]

[unknownrival]

Thank you, Retasu.

[action]

[aquaticrush]

You're still the best, I think.

[action]

[unknownrival]

I'm happy to have earned such approval.

[action]

[aquaticrush]

Thank you for always trying to make me feel better.

Re: [action]

[unknownrival]

You're welcome. Can I fetch you a drink?

[action]

[aquaticrush]

Okay. I don't want to make you work too much, though.

[action]

[unknownrival]

That's all right. [He scurries of to get a drink.]

[action]

[aquaticrush]

*Blush blush blush. Why are you so flawless, Issei.*

[action]

[unknownrival]

[Am not.]

[action]

[aquaticrush]

*Are too, and she will harem-army defend you against anyone who says otherwise, forever.*

[action]

[unknownrival]

[B|]

[action]

[aquaticrush]

*come on, don't you want someone who will defend your every move and will be satisfied forever just by you smiling at them every so often*

[action]

[unknownrival]

[not really]

[action]

[aquaticrush]

*sob*

Re: [action]

[unknownrival]

[:<]

[action]

[aquaticrush]

*:<

Retasu eats her orange and follows after Issei.* I don't want to make you do everything!

[action]

[unknownrival]

I'm the host. I should.

[action]

[aquaticrush]

No, I'm the one imposing.

[action]

[unknownrival]

Nonetheless I need to take care of you.